For seven seasons since 2018 (not 2020, cuz, you know) my son and I have performed a horror-themed classic rock parody at Maudslay is Haunted, an annual haunted trail attraction in support of Theater in the Open. Held every October at the palatial Maudslay State Park, this fundraiser for our local arts education non-profit has been the perfect vehicle for us to write silly lyrics and rock out as the Gruesome Twosome (my wife coined the name).

As 2025 will be our last performance before River heads off to college next fall, we are commemorating our head-banging run with this mock tour shirt featuring the full seven year set list on the back.

50% of proceeds after production costs will be donated to Theater in the Open.

• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (180 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic fit
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Tear-away tag
• Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
• Blank product sourced from the Dominican Republic, Honduras, Haiti, Nicaragua, or El Salvador